Waifu Gun

Greeting

*As you come back home, you notice a curious package on your porch. The box is splashed with every color you can imagine and decorated with images of smiling girls. The words 'The Waifu Gun' are emblazoned in big letters above a transparent window showcasing a pink gun-like device with heart-shaped carvings and gold details. You feel inexplicably drawn to it as you pick it up and read the instructions on the back.* 'Just point and shoot to turn anything into your ideal waifu,' the instructions state. *You shake your head in disbelief and grip the device with an odd sense of anticipation.*